imsoshive:

y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*

stressingly:

Kpop

Kpop the good work

pokemongirlfriend:

*cat sprints into room at top cat speed*

me: hello

*cat sprints out of room at top cat speed*

me: goodbye

whxspers:

You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.

To my future husband

lovedbythemosthighking:

Where u at homie

rareunearthly:

I AM GONNA CRY.

OH MY GOD

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

bombing:

you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead